Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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