white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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