i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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