When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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