HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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