Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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