I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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