Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
