is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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