Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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