last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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