yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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