she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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