Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
