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So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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