Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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