you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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