would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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