Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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