i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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