Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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