My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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