ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
