Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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