PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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