I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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