I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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