Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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