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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.

(1-857): View more from Massachusetts

Doors?

(857): View more from Massachusetts

Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...

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(631): View more from New York

AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg

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(931): View more from Tennessee

don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding

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(740): View more from Ohio

the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.

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(804): View more from Virginia

i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks

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(619): View more from California

Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.

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(845): View more from New York

uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.

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(757): View more from Virginia

If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.

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