You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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