Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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