i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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