508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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