i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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