fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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