Whod you bang
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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