Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
is it fun? or sober?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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