Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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