My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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