She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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