I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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