Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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