Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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