i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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