What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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