He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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