I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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