make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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