you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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