I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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