So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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