Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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