You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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