All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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