I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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